Overheard at Estrogen Estates

Time to Make the Donuts,,,again.
HOT DOGS!!!!
No, you are going to live here.
Do I have to wake up? You are a distraction.
Why can't we just put little red hearts on it and call it a Valentine tree and leave it up?
If you like it then you should have put a ring on it.
And then I'm going to poop butterflies.
Quit licking Beast please.
Who the HELL invented the BCS?
I LOVE MY JOB,,no really.
Would this have gone better if you had a REAL hat on?
Would you get me out of jail if I got arrested for dancing naked under the moon?
Gone. They are gone. Missing. Not present. G-O-N-E.
Can you learn a hard lesson the easy way?
Team Edward or Team Jacob? Edward,,of course Edward.

Life goes on at Estrogen Estates. I love my resident Hillbilly. The right shoulder is trying to relocate itself to my left knee. State is due in the building any day now. Tile and carpet on the way. Must get the painting finished. Staff ,,insane. Longhorn cookies,,delicious. Bed,,right over there and calling my name. Come see me!!!

Listening to: American Idol
Reading: State regs for AL facilities