Chaos is my FRIEND!!

Yes,,that is a very, very tired version of Martha. Tired and ready to bash something. The holidays are upon me. I am down three staff members. The staff that are still in place, on some days , seem to have a collective IQ of,,,,,, ummmmmmmmm 16. I bid one boyfriend adieu. Contemplating taking on another. Must keep the "pair and a spare" I suppose. I need,,NEED ,,a BAYCASHUM. At this point I would be happy with a night in Hutto. I could pretend. I'm very good at pretend. I do think Lisa and Sarah and I should just bolt away for a weekend. Meg is going to take a week off. State is due in the building at any time. I'm cooking Thanksgiving for a crowd. Deep breath,,another,,,exhale,,,I can do this. I mean really. What's a state visit over the holidays when I have an intellectually challenged staff?? Deep breath. Exhale. Pass the tequila.

I'm going out with Big Mikey on Saturday. So odd. I've known him forever and three days,,maybe four. I was his BOSS. He asked,,I had no good reason to say no,,the girls think it's a grand idea. I'm at a loss how to handle the transition from boss/friend,,to date. We'll see how it goes. Had a text from The Mother today. "The one that brought you chocolate. Call him. " I think she's a witch. He called me last night. How did she know? He's the practically perfect man that frustrates me to no end because he's afraid of me. He's perfect,,physically, mentally,,,perfect. He gets me. He's a bit of a smartass. He's ohsodeliciously tall. He dances. He sings. He has a tiny little black car that looks so pretty on me. And,,he's afraid of me. Sigh. He called though. A start. Mikey,,Royce,,got the pair. Spare??? Let the auditions begin.

Peppermint bubble bath is calling me. I can hear it. I can smell it. Bliss awaits me. Hot bubbly bliss. Love to all,,,May the Force be with you,,,

Hook 'Em