Forgiveness

I realized today, while watching Debbie Reynolds on The View, that I have probably held on to some grudges and carried some anger around far longer than I should have. My God,,if she can forgive Elizabeth Taylor and regain a friendship ,,then who am I to still be angry? So,,,here goes.

Julia,,you are forgiven for being the single biggest bitch I have ever even imagined encountering in my life. You gave me a measuring stick that I still use to measure the level of bitchiness in an individual and for that I should be more appreciative and not quite so angry. You showed me new and creative ways to demean, emasculate, belittle and humiliate people and I suppose I underestimated the value in that.

Duckly,,,you are forgiven. I will not go into all of the things you did NOT do and should have. You have to answer to your eyes. I don't. Your shortcomings and deception paved the way for me to be where I am today,,which is a beautiful place filled with love and light and honor. Haven't seen you around here. Don't really expect to.

Matto,,,you are forgiven. You really don't even deserve a mention but the grudge was there so you get one. You shouldn't. You really don't even deserve the air you use up or the large space you occupy.

Robert,,Fiend,,,you ,,I don't know,,ok,,you are forgiven. Ugggh. For cheating on me. For lying to me. For not telling that PsychoCrazyBitch exwife of yours to shut the hell up. For attempting to hug me after you cheated on me. For continuing to breathe. For coming to me and asking for sex after that thing you left me for rejected you. For STILL breathing. God help me why do you still breathe?? It's really not important that I forgive you because in my little happy reality things like you don't exist. Meh. Uggh. What the hell was I thinking with you?

Pig Eyed Troll,,,I can't do it. Not you. I can forgive and forget the others. Not you. You were so wrong. On every level that anything can be wrong ,,you were wrong. In every way that a thing can imagine wrongness you personify it. It's like all of the ugly, lying, evil, mean and petty slime and pond scum from the human cess pool came together in a pale lumpy sort of human form and it was you. You. You even have ugly hair. It looks like a goat chewed on it. You have squinty eyes and ugly hair and you still dress like a constant DON'T. Your pants don't fit you right and they are too short. White socks do not belong with dress pants unless you are PeeWee Herman and you aren't. Forgiving you would cost me my dignity and you can't have that. You took it once and I will not give it up again. You don't deserve it. I will hold on to my one ugly thought,,that would be you. Karma,,she's a bitch. She bites. I gave her your name.