Round One,,,,Martha

The supreme moronic asshole chorist was dismissed with a nod and a turn of my back. He was deemed not worthy of being acknowledged any further. The other attendees got something quite different than they expected I think. This mom doesn't play bobble head and just nod and go along with whatever drivel is spilling forth from the mouth of someone consumed with self importance and an overblown opinion of their own self worth and value to mankind. They think Mallory needs counseling to help her deal with her hypersensitivity and the difficulties she has with authority figures, people in power and "jerks". Their word choice. My word choice,,,,bullshit. Mallory doesn't need counseling. Mallory doesn't have problems or difficulties with authority figures or jerks. Hell I'm a bigger jerk than anyone on that campus has dreamed of being and she does just fine with me. Mallory doesn't need counseling. They need a lawyer. Better make it a good one. This should be fun.

For the record,,I've never in my life been prouder to be a mother than I was today. I have a really really cool kid. Two of em in fact. Really cool.

Reading: The Guide to Being a Sooner
Listening to: Hosanna,,,Mallory will understand why