Lingerie Feng Shui

Ok, I'll admit it. I have a few weird little slightly obsessive compulsive anal retentive quirks. Ok not really a few,,,just one. Ok so maybe it's a few but only one that I'll openly admit to. I'm afraid I have passed it on to my daughters. I blame it on my mother, and her mother, and her mother etc. Remember how Mom used to say "Don't leave home without clean undies because you never know when you'll be in an accident"? Didn't all mothers say that? Well it took with me. It took very well. So well that I added a little bit to it. Not only must they be clean,,,they must match. The bra must match the panties which both must match the outfit,,including the socks and shoes if it's a nursing kind of day. It just throws off the karma entirely if they don't match. The day is discombobulated. My brain doesn't engage and function correctly and I'm pretty dang certain that I would be inviting disaster if I were to ever actually leave the house uncoordinated. Victorias Secret was made for women like me. All the lovely matching sets. All those colors. I cannot imagine waking up and putting on nonmatching silkies. Inconceivable. If ever I'm in an accident I fully expect SOMEONE to notice and comment on the wonderful color choices I've made for the day. The paramedics at the scene, the ER nurse or doc,,,someone had better pay attention. How odd is it really? Really?